Hi Everyone, here I am again!

I'M BAAACCCKKK!

Has you missed me? I has missed everyone very much! So much has gone on since last Thursday! I was so scairt and then relieved to hear about Mom Laura and the kitties!

So you may be wondering what I has been up to during this M.I.A. session Mommie made me go through. Well, firstly you should know that I did everyfing I could to try to post. I even asked Daddy's help, but he is not so much into this "cat blogging deal that you and your Mommie are into."

Here I am on Daddy's chair, asking nicely:


"Peas help me blog, I am so sad and pathetic without my furriends!"

No luck.

So then I resorted to just moping around for a couple days. Then I thought of a plan!

If I steals Mommie's Starbucks and sit on her papers she will haf to help me blog! How can she do school stuffs with no caffine and no papers?! I was finking that I was a genius and this is why I do not have to go to schools...

But then I look over .....

And what do I see?
Mommie has many more papers and big books over there.

After another day of hard contemplation, I came up with a new plan! I will go INSIDE the computer itself, find where the innernets hide in it and blog myself!

So I made my way inside of the computer, but I could not find the innernets.

I did find that the computer has a couch inside of it though!

None of my plans worked out too well. I wish I could have called up my furriend Boy, because he is a Genius and I bet he could have thought of a good plan. But I do not know how to use the fellytone.

So I am really hoping that you all have not forgotted me, or hate me because I has not been visiting you. I really, really wanted to!! Maybe, if you is not mad at me, we can play a quick game of Eskimo together?

Here is the fridge! Hop in!

I fink it is a big enough one for many Cat-Eskimos!

Oh and I must give a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG fank you to Maggie, Zoey and their Mommie Ann for making my dreams come true!

I is giving Mickey the BIG bitey and bunny-kicking Minnie!

I is not sure why these big mouses are still smiling...

Well everyone, I promises to get caught up on your bloggies today, right Mommie?!!!!!

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

MEOW!

Mommie has been kidnapped by the Busy Monster. It is really bad. But she says she will make time to help me post tonight. Promises.

I has missed you all, and has not been around visiting. Promises to get catched up tomorrow!

Peas don't hate me, it is Mommie's fault. But don't hate her either, she is only human! (too bad for her really).

Thursday Thirteen

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen fings about me, Cecil:

1. I was born on August 28, 2007. This means that I is now 7 whole months old!
   
   
   
   HEY YOU!
   
   Don't I look very big and mancatly for my age?
   
   
   
2. I really love to give the big bitey to Mommie's bras.
   
   
   
   I gets them out of the laundry and drag them all over the house!
   
   Mommie gets embarrassed when visitors see me chomping on them!
   
   
   
3. Daddy gave me the nickname, "Your Cat." He usually uses this nickname to refer to me when I do something naughty. For instance he says to Mommie, "Your Cat chewed a hole in my new shirt." or "Your Cat took a stinky poopie" (he uses more colorful words that I am not allowed to say) or "Look at what Your Cat broke!"
   
   
4. Mommie wrote a poem about me. It goes like this:
   "Cecil Wecil pudding pie kissed the girls and made them cry!"
   
   I am not sure what girls Mommie finks I has kissed though, because that is gross! COOTIES!
   
   
   
   The only girl I pucker up for like this is Mommie cause she gives the Temptations!
   
   Sometimes I even gets a bit shy visiting girl bloggies like Daisy, Parker, SophieKitty and all my other girl cat furriends
   
   
5. I has excellent teefs and use them to give the Big Bitey a lot to Mommie and Daddy.
   
   
6. Sometimes if Mommie walks past my litter box when I am pooping, I will run out to play with her even if I am not done. Then I drag my butt along the tile floor until I get to her.
   
   
7. I talk to Mommie and Daddy a lot. Mommie says this is because my Grandma-cat is a Meezer.
   
   
8. I has very nice stripes, I fink you will agree.
   
   
   
   
   
9. I has only hissed one time in my whole entire life. This was at the groomers when they viciously clipped my nails while telling me I was a nice kitty. I showed them!
   
   
10. My best friend is a penguin named Mr. Penguin. I call him Penguin when i am mad at him.
    
    
    
    
    
11. I do not have any brothers and sisters.
    
    
12. I really like to go inside the refrigerator and pretend I am an Eskimo.
    
    
13. It is my dream to go to Disney World and meet the Giant Mousie! I would like to give him my Super Duper Big Mancat Cecil Bitey!
    
    

Fank you for reading my Thursday Thirteen!

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

Book Report

Good Morning!

Today Nermal has tagged me for a meme. Fanks Nermal, I fink that I was the last kitty in the blogosphere who has not been tagged for this great meme yet! I am glad to be joining the distinguished Literate Kitty group.

So there is two books very close to me: The Power Elite and The Complete Encyclopedia of Cats. I am wondering which one would be more interesting to post from. It is a very hard decision.

...NOT!

Of course I will post from The Complete Encyclopedia of Cats!

Lets see here, these are the rules:

1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people and post a comment to Mickey once you have posted it.

Um..Hey Mommie over there! Can you come help me with the big words peas.


Right here...start with sentence 5 peas...

"Female cats commonly suffer from tumors of the mammary glands. Females that have often been in season, but have not often been covered, or who have had the cat's "pill" for a long time, or irregularity, run a greater risk of of forming mammary tumors. Females that have been spayed are hardly ever affected. "

Now I am hoping that all my girl friends (not girlfriends..yuck! cooties!) have had things taken care of down there, because I do not want them to get tumors!

Mommie just gave a speech on the importance of Spay/Neuter yesterday, and so we is hoping that anyone who has not yet had their hoo-haa-ectamy's done yet will go soon! It is really not bad. I did not even notice! I still am not noticing.

Do you see anyfing missing?

"Spay/Neuter makes you cuter!"

I would like to tag anycat or bean or woofie who has not yet done the meme.

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

Stripey and Pawesome Cecil (that's ME)!

I won an award!!! Daisy the Curly Cat has given me the Absolutely Pawesome Award created by DaisyMae Maus and the Feline Americans. Fanks so much Daisy! I am so honored!

I would like to pass this award onto Perfectly Parker because she is so perfect at being Parker and Mommie and I love reading her bloggie. I would also love to pass it onto my buddy Moki because you can read on his awesome-pawesome bloggie how he is bravely taking his Baytril even though he doesn't like it!

....

Hi Mommie!

What do you mean that you fink I need to get up off my favorite napping spot and get to some reporting?! I has just won an award, that means that I gets to bask in my glory for a day!

What did you just say to me, King Cecil?!

Well you know what I fink YOU should do Mommie?

Bow down and kiss all four of my totally awesome-pawesome paws!

(I am not being too conceited here, Mommie actually likes to kiss
my paws!)

I do what I want, fank you very much. I am the Stripey One!

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

Pee Ess: I am so very stripey! My stripes are coming in darker efurryday! I is very proud of them, I hope this is not wrong.

My New Jungle Gym

Hi Everycat,

So if you remember, yesterday I says that Mommie got me a new toy for helping her study! Well, here it is, my amazing new jungle gym:

(can you spot my tail in this picture?)

You can see that it comes in brown and green which are the natural colors of a jungle. It also has a small palm tree on the side which gives it a tropical jungle feel.

My Mommie says to me, "Cecil I got you something on clear-ants at Target." And I am finking, Mommie I do not want anyfing to do with clear ants. I will not be able to see them and they will give ME the bitey! I was really finking that my Mommie lost her mind. But as far as I can tell there are no clear ants on my jungle gym. So I is not sure what Mommie was talking about...

But playing on my new jungle gym is very fun...and also very exhausting. After you climb in all the holes and whap all the green things you will become very tired.

Thank goodness it is Sleepy Sunday!

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

Scout Cecil

Hi Everybody!

Here I is:

I hope that you were not missing me toooo much! My Mommie is a college bean (she is graduating with her BA in December!) and has exams right now. This means that she is not letting me get on the computer as much. It is not very nice of her, but I am a considerate little cat. She is not so considerate. She does not understand how I miss my furriends when I am not on the computer. But that is ok. So since I cannot gets on the computer, I has been helping her study.

To help your Mommie or Daddie study there are certain steps you has to take. The most important one is to be on the look out for any distractions. Here I am being a good scout:

Nothing is going to interrupt MY Mommie while I is on duty.

Sometimes you can get a little sleepy working so hard and maybe it is ok to let your eyes close just a little bit... As long as your ears are still alert.

Sometimes you will have to let out a big yawn. I have heard it is not good to keep them in. Just let it right out.

And then maybe sometimes you will fall asleep.... this is not good, but it may happen. When this happens then your Mommie will get a BIG distraction. The distraction is that you look so cute sleeping she has to document it.

Silly Mommie! Do your work!

Mommie says that even though I fell asleep I is still a good little helper. You will not believe the present she got me for being so helpful! I will shows you tomorrow...

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

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