Good Morning to all!
Today I am presenting a Special Edition news article. I have noticed that many cats in the blogosphere model fashions. The bosslady sent me to report on Fashion Week in NY, but I got kicked out of all the shows for trying to get onto the catwalk. Now I am sorry, but how was I supposed to know that I cannot go on the catwalk? It is called a CAT walk, not a human walk! I just wanted to show everyone that it is much more fashionable to walk on four legs. So I think that maybe if I have some better fashions next year, I might get onto the cat walks!
Here I am looking through one of the bosslady's fashion magazines:
This blue shirt is my only fashion :(I cannot find any boy fashions in this silly magazine! I also cannot find any four legged fashions! Maybe if I close my eyes and wish real hard some boy fashions will appear...
Here goes nothing...I am wishing very hard....
Here goes nothing...I am wishing very hard....
But I still do not see any boy fashions, do YOU??
This makes me very angry! They are discriminating! I must give the bitey!
"Uh-oh! Bosslady, please don't fire me. I HAD to give the bitey so this magazine would learn not to discriminate!"
The bosslady was not pleased that I gave they bitey to one of her sacred magazines. She says that she will not help me find more boy fashions but that I can use my earnings to buy them for myself. I get paid 10 temptations per news article. Do any of you know where I can buy boy-cat fashions?
I really want to report from the catwalk at fashion week next year!
Until tomorrow,
Cecil
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