Cecil's Tips for Staying in Tip-Top Hunting Shape

I think that perhaps my mews articles from yesterday made some kitty's and their humans sad, so today I will try to cheer everyone up! Today I am not going to review any particular article, but talk from my own experience. I want to muse about what kinds of things we cats need to eat to stay in tip top hunting shape. I mean, even if the fiercest thing we chase is a catnip-filled mousie, one never knows when a a vishus deer might sneak up.

So to stay in tip top shape, I start my day off with a balanced breakfast. Here I am with my favorite crunchy goodness, Natural Balance. It is an ultra premium cat food, which means that it smells and tastes extra good, and is all natural. I cannot put any artificial ingredients in this lean mean fighting machine body!

Along with my Natural Balance crunchies, I also get a C.E.T. Chew with my breakfast. This is to help my teeth stay clean and strong. The V E T gave it to me last time I went, and although it is sometimes hard to tell if the V E T is being helpful or trying to take my manparts, this turned out to be a good day!

Here I am making sure that the V E T did not try to slip anything past me. They smell ok, so I will nom down!

The very best part of the day for keeping fit, is choosing a very balanced and delicious dinner. The V E T told my Bosslady that I must have wet food so that my kid-neys function properly. I did not know I had any kids, but if I do I certainly want their neys to function properly. The only problem is, somtimes the flavor decision is hard.

"Hey Bosslady, which one should I choose today?"

Maybe I should close my eyes, and pick randomly ...

....

YAY! I chose chicken flavors! That is actually my favorite.
Maybe I peeked a little....

But there is even more to being in tippy top shape, than just eating right. You must take all the right medicines as well. Yes, this includes going to the V E T at least once a year for rooster shots. You see, roosters are a very important bird and they can ward off sicknesses. So the V E T collects some of the healing powers and gives them to us. See, the V E T is not always bad.

You must also take other medicines as I will demonstrate below.

It is very important to always read the labels before taking medicines!

Here I am with my Advantage Multi and Frontline Heartguard. My Heartguard guards my heart and I guard it. Even though I am a spoilt indoor kitty, I sometimes get to go out on my harness and leash so it is important for me to stay on these medicines at all times. My bosslady says, "it is much more pleasant to prevent fleas and ticks, than it is to deal with the consequences." When I first came home from the BadPlace, I had really really bad earmites and fleas. My Bosslady says that as long as we are taking care of each other, I will never have to have those again. But that is a whole different story....

Well, that is all I have for today on health, but did any of you notice that I have a new fashion on in these pictures?

"Nom, Nom this is good!"

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

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Special Edition: Feline Fashions

Good Morning to all!

Today I am presenting a Special Edition news article. I have noticed that many cats in the blogosphere model fashions. The bosslady sent me to report on Fashion Week in NY, but I got kicked out of all the shows for trying to get onto the catwalk. Now I am sorry, but how was I supposed to know that I cannot go on the catwalk? It is called a CAT walk, not a human walk! I just wanted to show everyone that it is much more fashionable to walk on four legs. So I think that maybe if I have some better fashions next year, I might get onto the cat walks!

Here I am looking through one of the bosslady's fashion magazines:

This blue shirt is my only fashion :(

I cannot find any boy fashions in this silly magazine! I also cannot find any four legged fashions! Maybe if I close my eyes and wish real hard some boy fashions will appear...

Here goes nothing...I am wishing very hard....

But I still do not see any boy fashions, do YOU??

This makes me very angry! They are discriminating! I must give the bitey!

"Uh-oh! Bosslady, please don't fire me. I HAD to give the bitey so this magazine would learn not to discriminate!"

The bosslady was not pleased that I gave they bitey to one of her sacred magazines. She says that she will not help me find more boy fashions but that I can use my earnings to buy them for myself. I get paid 10 temptations per news article. Do any of you know where I can buy boy-cat fashions?

I really want to report from the catwalk at fashion week next year!

Until tomorrow,
Cecil

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