Special Edition: Feline Fashions

Posted by Cecil the Cougar: at 12:08 AM

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Good Morning to all!

Today I am presenting a Special Edition news article. I have noticed that many cats in the blogosphere model fashions. The bosslady sent me to report on Fashion Week in NY, but I got kicked out of all the shows for trying to get onto the catwalk. Now I am sorry, but how was I supposed to know that I cannot go on the catwalk? It is called a CAT walk, not a human walk! I just wanted to show everyone that it is much more fashionable to walk on four legs. So I think that maybe if I have some better fashions next year, I might get onto the cat walks!

Here I am looking through one of the bosslady's fashion magazines:

This blue shirt is my only fashion :(

I cannot find any boy fashions in this silly magazine! I also cannot find any four legged fashions! Maybe if I close my eyes and wish real hard some boy fashions will appear...

Here goes nothing...I am wishing very hard....



But I still do not see any boy fashions, do YOU??

This makes me very angry! They are discriminating! I must give the bitey!

"Uh-oh! Bosslady, please don't fire me. I HAD to give the bitey so this magazine would learn not to discriminate!"

The bosslady was not pleased that I gave they bitey to one of her sacred magazines. She says that she will not help me find more boy fashions but that I can use my earnings to buy them for myself. I get paid 10 temptations per news article. Do any of you know where I can buy boy-cat fashions?

I really want to report from the catwalk at fashion week next year!

Until tomorrow,
Cecil

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18 opinions:

Paula said...

I think that bitey was well-deserved, Cecil! Stand up for your rights.

Karen Jo said...

I also think that the magazine deserved a bitey for discrimination. Skeezix and Kismet can give you some good tips on where to find mancat fashions.

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

but boss lady, he HADDED to put the bitey on it! no really...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxox

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

It is great to see you so dedicated to getting the full story. That mag deserved that little bitey for being so anti cat!

My only fashion tip I am sad to share is a wool toque as I am from the "Great White North"

~Goldie

Daisy said...

Cecil, your blue top is very fashionable and a good color for a young Mancat. I think it was very Wrong of them to kick you off the catwalk. Maybe you could find some good boy fashions in a magazine like GQ!

ps: I have tried the close-your-eyes-and-wish trick and it never works. I do not know why.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Hello there! It's nice to meet you-you are a handsome little tabby guy!

I don't let my MomBean read those magazines, though, They make her kinda twitchy about her belly...

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

I usually end up with woofie clothing. Not that it's that noticable.

Beethoven said...

Hi Cecil! You're cool to report on fashion!
I likes fashion, and I likes boy fashion. I think there's just too much girl fashions in the world, we should stand out and make boy fashions be seen! Perhaps we can model our own boy fashions!

Mickey's Musings said...

Gee,sorry Cecil, I don't wear fashions so I have no idea where to look :/
Your blue T is neat though :)
Purrs Mickey

Chance said...

I twied ta ware a shirt wunce fur myne Mommie but dats all. I donna mynd ta ware dem, it jus mayks it tuff ta restle wif yur woofie brofur. Mommie gotted mai shirt frum da Petco pwace. (it waz a wittle woofie shirts) Dey gots lotsa stuffs der dat yoo can models.

Mr. Hendrix said...

Great job Cecil! It is no fair to not have Men's fashions in there. I have a couple outfits, mainly for holidays. Mommy got me a cool blinking bowtie for St. Patty's Day from the dollar bin at Target. My 2 ties came from Target too.
My Santa outfit & Halloween costume came from PetSmart.

It is nice to meet you. I hope you'll visit me sometime.

Anonymous said...

The bitey was appropriate in this instance. We do not particulary care to wear clothes, so we can't help with cat fashion stores. We know where you can get more than a measly 10 Temptations though ;-)

L. Alida said...

Oh Cecil, you are an adorable little tabby boy and your blue shirt looks very cute on you. I think your natural stripes are very elegant. I don't blame you for biting the magazine though, no boy fashions? How rude! Have a happy day.
Hugs and Purrs,
Lorianna

Leona said...

Sorry we can't help you we are not into fashion. Good job on the bitey. That magazine got what was coming to it.

Hot(M)BC said...

Yep, the bitey was just right. Discrimination against boy cats is not good.
Purrrrrrrrs!

admin said...

heheh...though we're not into fashion thing, but we totally agree with you, discrimination is no good at all!
btw, thx furr informing us about the gift, couldnt wait....

CRIZ LAI said...

Haha... I don't think I have seen any boy-cat magazine around yet but I have created one cover magazine titled CATSOSPHERE recently. Try flip it open if you can... hehe :P

http://crizcats.blogspot.com/

Poppy Q said...

I finks that maybe the girls waste too much time worrying about what to wear and that the boys actually have the right idea.

Maybe you could start up your own fashion pages for us four legged kitties?