The Meaoumy Troops has also asked me to researches what human food is ok for us cats to eat. Here is what I has found.
It is strongly inadvisable for you to eat your humans food. Some human foods are toxic to us because of our obviously, superior bodies. You should avoid the humans foods because they are often very fatty and toooooo spicy for our delicate palettes. This could results in runny, stinky poopies or yaking. On the other paw, you may get addicted to the humans food and need rehab. You also cannot live on peoples food because it does not contain taurine which we must has.
Then there is the fact that some humans food can KILL you. I am not even kidding.
Peas do not eat the following foods, no matter what:
-Onions, Garlic, or other veggies with roots
-Tomatoes or green (raw) potatoes
-Grapes and Raisins
Oh and you should of course not have cow's milk. This is not toxic but my Mommie is lactose intolerant and I has seen her after "accidentally" drinking yummy milks. Just do not do it. It is not nice at all. You are most likely lactose intolerant as well. If you are a cat.
It is much better to just be a helper. I am always a helper in the kitchen. Please call me Chef Cecil.
I wonder if you can guess what we are making?
it involves cheeses, chips, salsa, nachos, and beans... .
Did you guess that we are making taco bells?
taco bells is a very quick and easy meal to make at the end of a long day
See, all the ingrediants come in the box!
A packet of cheese, a packet of salsa, a can of beans and chips!
Ok here we go... According to my birth certificate my middle name is Meow-Meow:
PS: Feline Direct opens tomorrow!!