Chef Cecil & my first Meme

Posted by Cecil the Cougar: at 12:00 AM

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Meaoumy Troops has also asked me to researches what human food is ok for us cats to eat. Here is what I has found.

It is strongly inadvisable for you to eat your humans food. Some human foods are toxic to us because of our obviously, superior bodies. You should avoid the humans foods because they are often very fatty and toooooo spicy for our delicate palettes. This could results in runny, stinky poopies or yaking. On the other paw, you may get addicted to the humans food and need rehab. You also cannot live on peoples food because it does not contain taurine which we must has.

Then there is the fact that some humans food can KILL you. I am not even kidding.

Peas do not eat the following foods, no matter what:

-Onions, Garlic, or other veggies with roots
-Tomatoes or green (raw) potatoes
-Chocolate
-Grapes and Raisins

Oh and you should of course not have cow's milk. This is not toxic but my Mommie is lactose intolerant and I has seen her after "accidentally" drinking yummy milks. Just do not do it. It is not nice at all. You are most likely lactose intolerant as well. If you are a cat.

It is much better to just be a helper. I am always a helper in the kitchen. Please call me Chef Cecil.

Here I am making sure that Mommie's food is cooking ok.

I wonder if you can guess what we are making?
it involves cheeses, chips, salsa, nachos, and beans... .
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Did you guess that we are making taco bells?
Good guess!
taco bells is a very quick and easy meal to make at the end of a long day


See, all the ingrediants come in the box!
A packet of cheese, a packet of salsa, a can of beans and chips!

This is not very healthy, so I do not eat it. I can only put good foods into my very strong and healthy mancat body!


Oh and the Meaoumy Troopers also tagged me for this meme. It is my very first meme!

1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers,
2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother's maiden name)
3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.)

Ok here we go...
According to my birth certificate my middle name is Meow-Meow:



M mischevious
E endearing
O outgoing
W wise

M mancatly
E entertaining
O opinionated
W wonderful


I am wondering who has not done this yet. Let's see, Daisy has you done it? Sophiekitty has you done it?

Until tomorrow,

Cecil

PS: Feline Direct opens tomorrow!!

17 opinions:

admin said...

Great job Cecil, thx!

Y Ay, do you really get into inside that 'thing' on the stove....bcareful, otherwise it might be you the one who is not delivering the meals but you're the menu;) hehehehe...just kiddin'

Meaouwy Troops from Jakarta, source of Felinesopher inspiration

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Thanks for the information~~
I won't eat human's food~~~~~

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I may have a problem then... I have been known to steal bean food once in awhile.

That is a perfect spot for chef snoopervizing. Protected from any spatter!

~Goldie

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Cecil

We loved the pictures of you in the pot...:-)
And we thought your posting was very good and informative.

Purrs
Abby

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Cecil...why are you sitting in a pot? Is on of the ingredients of that taco bell Cougar meat? Have you moved to China when you weren't looking. I mean, I'd worry, if I were you!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Actually it's not the human's food that is so bad--it's all the junk humans eat! After all good chicken and beef are perfectly fine. In fact they are usually the main ingredients in our food and we get only food with organic human quality ingredients.

I do, however, think pizza should not be on my human's junk/not for cats list...

L. Alida said...

Hi Cecil. My you look so cute and very helpful in that pot! My daughter wanted nachos last night too! I had to explain that Taurine thing to a lady who was letting her cats eat dog food! I was so worried that her kitties were not getting proper nutrition and the proteins that they needed. I think she thought I was crazy, but she did start buying cat food. You are doing a good thing letting the "beans" know about this.
Kisses and Purrs,
Lorianna

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

can cats eat cake cecil? cause that is my bestest favoritist food of all. i hope you can get a taste of cake!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxooxxo

Daisy said...

My sister Pixie eats bananers! But she only gets a few little pieces every day. Her cardiologist said it would be okay for her to eat.

I almost forgot, but I actually did do the Middle Name meme! You can see it here!

Daisy said...

Oops, I do not think my link worked. I posted it on August 15th!

Mr. Hendrix said...

This is great advice! I very very rarely get people food especially cause of my IBS. On my post today I show me eating some pork loin - but it was less than a table spoon. I am allowed sometimes (like once a month) to eat a cheese it, or 2 goldfish crackers cause I love cheese!

Parker said...

Yup, it's best that we stick to our own foods, but a little sneak here and there of meat or cheese is preeeeeety wonderful!

Jimmy Joe said...

Yeah, Momma doesn't like me eatin' her foods, but she lets me and Coco lick a dish now and then. I don't get sick from the milk, though--mmm, mmm, mmm, I love cream in the morning!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Cat Realm said...

Hahahahaha - me and the maid - we can both not get over the picture of you in the pot - hahahahahhaahhaahha
And what a wonderful mancat you are - loved the middle name answers.....

Karen Jo said...

Thank you for the good information. I didn't know that grapes and raisins were so bad for cats, not that I have ever fed any to a cat. You look cute sitting in the pot. I like your meme answers, too.

Kimo and Sabi said...

Hmmmm . . . in them photos it looks like yer trying a some pot. This is not advisable either - it is addictive!

CRIZ LAI said...

Jeremy: Now you are telling me! I just gobbled up Daddy's Cadbury's chocolate bar. I think I better "ahem" it out now!

Daddy: Hey! Where's my chocolate bar?? Grrrr~~